• Sunglasses with a built-in beer bottle opener
       
  • A faux leather wallet that looks like bacon
        
  • A customized branding iron for his steak
        
  • Gallon jug of Tabasco sauce
        
  • A gun. Or harpoon. Or samurai sword.
        
  • Campfire cologne
        
  • Beef jerky 

 

Courtesy of the Huffington Post